cthulustesticles:

castielandmoriarty:

Supernatural - Not Gag Reels {Part 1}


shiroitenshiryuu:

hot-r0d:

celebr1tystatus:

pizzaforpresident:

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

omfg


officialeo:

dekomoron:

shutupaubrey:

it should be illegal to put an s after the word “feel”

it feels like you didnt think this through

10/10


shercocklocked:

IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

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senile-snake:

pipesandsushi:

I don’t even know why I’m laughing so hard

LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD


alicexz:

Nothing makes me laugh more than horribly awkward official posters


ihavewalkedwithgiants:

I CAN’T BREATHE 

ihavewalkedwithgiants:

I CAN’T BREATHE 


fishingboatproceeds:

kyssthis16:

yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

I laughed too damn long at this. 

Correct YOLO is correct.

fishingboatproceeds:

kyssthis16:

yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

I laughed too damn long at this. 

Correct YOLO is correct.


spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here


So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

bonewagon:

  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
  • It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.
  • “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
  • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
  • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.
  • Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
  • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit