touay:

jareds-assalecki:

okay so my dad finally found his copy of the two towers and oh mY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINFG WHENEVER I SEE IT
LOO K AT LEGOLAS’ MULLET CZKLANXNKSKAHX AND GIMLI’S JUST STARIUNG INTO THE DISTANCE

ok sorry im reblogging this again because i am honestly in disbelief about this

touay:

jareds-assalecki:

okay so my dad finally found his copy of the two towers and oh mY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINFG WHENEVER I SEE IT

LOO K AT LEGOLAS’ MULLET CZKLANXNKSKAHX AND GIMLI’S JUST STARIUNG INTO THE DISTANCE

ok sorry im reblogging this again because i am honestly in disbelief about this


irresistible-revolution:


hot enemy soldiers

#lord of the rings#okay but MIDDLE EARTH MUGHAL EMPIRE Y/Y????#if Aragorn gets to be King Arthur then let’s give Harad an Akbar—a near-divine figure behind whom all those diverse tribes unite#all that centralized government and administrative strength to Gondor’s medieval fiefdom thing#and a class of nobility decidedly subordinate to the king—none of this dol amroth nonsense#I can’t decide if Umbar is the capitol and it’s just Gondor (stupid empire-building Gondor) that refuses to acknowledge it#(they totally outclass Gondor in poetry btw like let’s be real)#(rumi runs circles around beowulf)#(…their music is probably better too they have courtier-musician-philosophers who practice something like musiq-i-asil)#(and then there’s Gondor like—”so have you heard the one bout the cat and the fiddle?”)#I wonder if Harad was prosperous and powerful until Sauron started blocking trade routes#bleeding them dry until they had no choice but to turn to him#I wonder if Gondor embargo’ed them#I wonder how many tag novels I have to write before someone goes ahead and writes this for me

irresistible-revolution:

hot enemy soldiers



melkorwashere:

accidentally found this little fluffy sketch in one of my folders x) 

melkorwashere:

accidentally found this little fluffy sketch in one of my folders x) 


angergirl:

And that’s the story of how my dad had to give a heartfelt apology to a hysterical seven year old for ruining the plot of LOTR.

fUN FACT my dad did this too
because I had the flu when I read Fellowship and was absolutely hysterical when Gandalf died to the point I could hardly breathe and went outside in my itty bitty bathrobe to cry on the front lawn, and my mom called my dad at work (some kind of Nerd Help System) and he was like, “Sweetie, go look at the cover of Book 2 and tell me who’s on it.”

angergirl:

And that’s the story of how my dad had to give a heartfelt apology to a hysterical seven year old for ruining the plot of LOTR.

fUN FACT my dad did this too

because I had the flu when I read Fellowship and was absolutely hysterical when Gandalf died to the point I could hardly breathe and went outside in my itty bitty bathrobe to cry on the front lawn, and my mom called my dad at work (some kind of Nerd Help System) and he was like, “Sweetie, go look at the cover of Book 2 and tell me who’s on it.”


Anonymous asked: "Could you draw Lord Elrond and Lady Galadriel when they are young? (:"

megatruh:

I cant draw pretty girls (and I’m sure young Galadriel probably the prettiest amongst the elves. sorry anon.

Have my attempt of young Elrond

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gamedude113:

snartha:

JRR Tolkien: inventor of the unfriend zone. MRAs don’t even KNOW what real rejection is.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO COME FROM MIDDLE EARTH EVER


becks28nz:

Lord of the Rings : Gender Swapped


how the fuck did thorin even manage to get lost in hobbiton

closetshipping:

imagelike, follow the road and??

imagewhat went wrong

imagehow do you even take the wrong turn in this place

imageyou can literally see the door from the path

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tHE FUCK DID YOU DO THORIN????


fyeahthesilmarillion:


Maedhros The Tall was one of the princes of the Noldor, the eldest of the Sons of Fëanor and head of the House of Fëanor for a time. For hundreds of years, he led the House of Fëanor against the forces of Morgoth but the Oath he and his six brothers swore to recover the Silmarils constrained him.

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fyeahthesilmarillion:

Maedhros The Tall was one of the princes of the Noldor, the eldest of the Sons of Fëanor and head of the House of Fëanor for a time. For hundreds of years, he led the House of Fëanor against the forces of Morgoth but the Oath he and his six brothers swore to recover the Silmarils constrained him.

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