I AM MAKING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TURKEY
It’s my first Thanksgiving as the head chef. I am scared so hold me.
See that bird? My hand was all up in it. I peeled apart the skin from the meat and shoved my special spice herb rub all up in there.
I AM COOKING FOR SIXTEEN PEOPLE TWO OF WHOM ARE VEGAN HOLD ME. 
at least the pies and the yams and the cornbread are already done. I’m a goddamn machine.

I AM MAKING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TURKEY

It’s my first Thanksgiving as the head chef. I am scared so hold me.

See that bird? My hand was all up in it. I peeled apart the skin from the meat and shoved my special spice herb rub all up in there.

I AM COOKING FOR SIXTEEN PEOPLE TWO OF WHOM ARE VEGAN HOLD ME. 

at least the pies and the yams and the cornbread are already done. I’m a goddamn machine.


  1. notbisonsdivision reblogged this from daphneontherun and added:
    …I’m comin’ over t’ your place. *_*
  2. daphneontherun reblogged this from affirmedlobster and added:
    baby just wait until I post pictures of it when it’s FINISHED cooking. I’m going to make you reach through the screen...
  3. affirmedlobster reblogged this from daphneontherun and added:
    Hnnnng you be making me hungry, Smut Fairy D: